This Blog Is dedicated to myself.

terrysdiary:

Lady Gaga in an elevator.

rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

kisexy:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

souschen:

i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing

couples should just smash their last names together

so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski

and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous